Fountain of Youth

King of Planet Xooberon:
"You must go far away to a planet called EARTH."
Naboo:
"How will I get there?"
King of Planet Xooberon:
"Press the button in the amulet; it will take you there."
Naboo:
"Cheers, King. I'll never forget you."
King of Planet Xooberon:
"And I will never forget you, Banoo."
Naboo:
"It's Naboo, actually."
King of Planet Xooberon:
"What?!"

*Naboo presses the amulet and disappears*
*Warrior tumbles out of the bush and kneels before his king*

Banoo:
"I came as quickly as I could, my liege. I have trained for over 30 years for this task. I am the fittest, the strongest, the fastest warrior in all the land. With me, the amulet will be safe. I am your humble servant, Banoo."
King of Planet Xooberon:
"Shit."





Howard:
Time is calling out my name
Howard
Playing the final rules of this game
Chess
All my hopes and dreams have turned to dust
The armour of my youth gone to rust.


Howard:
Oh, i Can't believe it. we've gone around in circles
Vince:
i've read about this... if you're walking in the desert, and you've got no land marks, and one leg is shorter than the other... you just go round in circles.






I love the Chosen One
Loving him is lots of fun
We love the Chosen One

Not as much as me!

I love him with my heart

I love him with my body parts

We love the Chosen One

Everybody shush!
There. It is decided I love the Chosen One most.
Okay...music!

I love the Chosen One
Loving him is fun, fun, fun
I love the Chosen One

Not as much as me!

I love the Chosen One
Loving him is so much fun






Howard & Vince:
Soup, soup, a tasty soup, soup!
A spicy carrot and corriander!!
[Chilli Chowder!]
CRUTON CROUTON!
Crunchy friends in a liquid broth!
I am dispatchio, oh!
I am missala soho.
Misso misso,
Fighting in the Dojo,
Misso misso...
Oriental friends in the land of SOUP!